I will be off-line for a few
days. Doc wants me to have both and
upper and lower GI Scope, so both will be done tomorrow.
No sleep tonight, those of you
that have been through these know that there is a ‘cleansing’ that takes place
and it keeps you close to the bathroom.
When I went in a few days ago
for the consultation I was sitting in the exam room waiting for the doctor. A young high school aged looking person comes
in and introduces herself as the Doctor that will be performing the
procedures.
She covers all the different
things that they will be doing and the risks involved, etc.
Do I have any questions? Always do, more out of orneriness than
seeking real knowledge.
Is the device used the same for
upper and lower GI? “NO.” Then when she realized I was pulling her leg
she said, “We will make sure we rinse it off before using it again.”
Forgot to ask which procedure
they will be using FIRST.
How many of these have you
done? “Lots of them.” Then as she looked at me for a moment, “But, doctor ? will be there with me and has
done hundreds of them.”
Have you ever had any
problems? “NO”
Then it is about time,
right? Always a hesitation, no matter
which doctor I have asked that, then “No, there should be any problems” or
something to that effect.
Anyway, they have to knock me
out and it seems like I am out of it for two or three days, will come back on
when I get out of the fog.
2 Corinthians 6:4-11 But in all things
approving ourselves as the ministers of God, in much patience, in afflictions,
in necessities, in distresses,
5 In stripes, in
imprisonments, in tumults, in labours, in watchings, in
fastings;
6 By pureness, by
knowledge, by long suffering, by kindness, by the Holy Ghost, by love
unfeigned,
7 By the word of truth, by
the power of God, by the armour of righteousness on the right hand and on the
left,
8 By honour and dishonour,
by evil report and good report: as deceivers, and yet
true;
9 As unknown, and yet well
known; as dying, and, behold, we live; as chastened, and not
killed;
10 As sorrowful, yet alway
rejoicing; as poor, yet making many rich; as having nothing, and yet possessing
all things.
11 O ye Corinthians, our
mouth is open unto you, our heart is enlarged.
Good start for a minister of
God’s job description, don’t cha think?
Now we add, visit those in the
hospital and parishioners in their home at least once or twice a year.
Be there for every birth and
death.
Be there for every celebration
of any importance, (to be determined by each parishioner.)
Be friendly to everyone and
listen when they tell you what to do, then do what they want. Even if it conflicts with what someone else
wants.
Don’t let anyone buffalo you,
except for those that give a lot of money to the church.
Be a real scholar of the Bible,
but don’t speak in too lofty of terms.
Don’t preach anything that makes
people uncomfortable.
The list goes on and on. After all, the minister is a man of God, and
a servant – of the congregation – right?
So, we should expect only perfection from him.
The job description of a
Christian is far easier.
Show up at church. Look pious.
Tell the preacher exactly what you think of his sermons and teaching,
especially if you think he is wrong – after all criticism helps him improve.
Throw a few coins in the
offering plate.
Stand on the promises of God, or
at least what you can remember of them since you don’t have to read the Bible,
just listen to the sermons. Pray once in
a while.
Don’t let your religion
interfere with your daily activities, especially when it comes to work.
‘bout does it, right?
Oh, wait a minute, the first
verse of that chapter says, We then, as workers together with him, beseech you also
that ye receive not the grace of God in vain.
As workers together with Him.
All too frequently we expect our
ministers to be doing everything and the rest of Christianity just calls them to
action as they feel they are needed.
But Paul makes it clear we are
workers together with Him; no separation between ministers and other
Christians.
To be sure there are other
verses in the Bible that describe what we should look for in Deacons, Elders,
Bishops and other church leaders.
God recognizes there are
different talents and He gives different gifts for us to use in proclaiming His
gospel; ALL of us.
WE do ‘hire’ ministers because
they have studied and have a better knowledge of God’s Word than most of us, we
ask them to teach and guide us, do things that are more difficult for us –
either because of time or skill constraints - but they are servants of God, not
of man and not subject to the whims of a congregation.
Each of us is expected to serve
God. Each of us is expected to listen to
the Holy Spirit, read God’s Word, pray and then do.
Whatever we look for in a
minister, we must also look for in our hearts; because the basic job description
of a minister is the same for every Christian.
Later, Art :-)